MOP Dictionary

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Sarah Dessert \sair' e de zert'\
n. ('02) A place inhabited by mummies who travel by Camelot.

schoolwork \skool' werk\
n. ('01) An article that may not be transported into Lincoln.

scissors \skiz' ers\
n. ('00) Implement of psychological torture. (cf. cigar)

Second Corollary to the Round Table Theorem
n. ('02) Theorem that states: If there are n people at a round table, k of whom are males who ate dinner with Max Rosmarin on Saturday June 22, and Max comes to the table, there will soon be n - k + 1 (the 1 is Max). (See: Round Table Theorem.)

sex \sex\
n. ('01) Tiankai's primary source of pleasure. See also: math, death.

shame \shaym\
n. ('01) A math competition that dyslexics take in Febraury.

shoes \shooz\
n.pl. 1. ('00) Has anyone seen mine?! —JB 2. ('00) Ping-pong paddles. 3. ('00) Really, has anyone seen my shoes?!

shrotum \shroh tem\
n., interj. ('00) An exclamation of unaccountability.

Simson \sihm' sen\
n. 1. ('00) See: Simson line. 2. ('00) See: W'hu.

Simson line \sim' sen line\
n. ('00) See: W'hu.

sketchy \sketch' ee\
adj. ('00) Questionable; unscrupulous; titillating.

Smash Bros. tournament
n. ('02) Totally unorganized thing of infinite duration.
syn. ('02) Mario Tennis tournament.

smiley \:-)\
n. 1. ('00) Josh's mascot. 2. ('02) Riz/e's boyfriend.

smoothing \smooth' eeng\
n. ('00) The process of using Jensen's inequality.

Spannsifer \span' se fer\
n. ('02) A coexistent entity consisting of Andrew Spann and Eric Stansifer.

spoodle \spoon' del\
n. 1. ('00) A spoonlike serving utensil. 2. ('00) A unit of dry measure equal to the volume of such a utensil.

Square Table Theorem
n. ('02) Theorem that states: You don't need trays. (See also: Corollary to the Square Table Theorem, Round Table Theorem.)

starpatchies \stahr' pach' eez\
n. ('01) A hapless victim of a case of mistaken identities.

super magic box \soo' per maj' ik box'\
n. ('01) A technique that would solve Pell equations if anyone could remember how to use it.

SYD
n. ('00) abbr. Dyslexia.