MOP Dictionary

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mafe \mayf\
vi. ('00) To engage in boneheaded persecution of innocents.

Mafiotic \me faht' ihk\
adj. 1. ('00) Of a townsperson or police inspector, behaving in the manner of the Mafia. 2. ('00) Failed attempt at the adjective form of "mafia." Deprecated; see: mafious.

mafious \mah' fee es\
adj. ('00) Mafia-like.

majorize \may' jer ize\
vt. 1. ('00) To have the same sum but larger partial sums in comparison with another series. 2. ('00) To overpower.

math \math\
n. ('01) Tiankai's secondary source of pleasure, which (like the primary) occurs while sleeping. See also: sex, death.

metanonexistent \meh' te non ihg zis' tent\
adj. ('01) Fictional in the context of an already nonexistent universe.

mind-melting \mined' mehlt' eeng\
adj. ('00) Of a card game, demanding lightning reflexes, and unwinnable by MOPpers in competition with AG-AM.

MOK \mok'\
n. ('01) A summer program at which everything is mocked.

Molecule \mol' e kyool'\
n. ('02) A rave performed to elevator music while high on math or Mountain Dew.

Mongolia \mon gohl' ee uh\
n. ('00) The country where the cancellation of the IMO instilled fear into companies and forced them to give Kiran money for IMO 2001.

Mongoliastan \mon goh' lee e stan'\
n. ('02) A winner of the Color Country game.

MOP Test \mop' test\
n. 1. ('00) Melanie's primary source of sleep. 2. ('01) A variant of Mao in which one is allowed to ask questions for the first half hour.

MOPer \mohp' er\
n. ('02) One who mopes.

MOPper \mop' er\
n. ('00) A participant in the Math Olympiad Program. Despite its simplicity, this word is often misspelled; see: MOSPer, MOPer, MOPster.

MOPster \mop' ster\
n. ('02) (Vulgar slang) A highly insulting epithet for the participants of MOP.

Morley triangle \mohr' lee try' ayng gel\
n. ('00) Order sprung from chaos; proof of the existence of the universe and the existence of art.

MOSK \mosk\
n. ('01) The official (but incorrect) name for MOK.

mosp \mosp\
n. ('00) A cross between a moth and a wasp.

MOSP
n. ('02) abbr. Math Olympiad Stalker Program.

mosper \mosp' er\
n. ('03) One who hunts mosps.

MOSPer \mosp' er\
n. ('02) Oh, please.

mother \muhth' er\
n. ('02) See: Chuck.
syn. ('02) father.

motivate \moh' te vayt\
vt. ('00) To equip with an anthropomorphism of the Creation.

Mountain Dew \moun' ten doo'\
n. ('02) The "Good Stuff"; the only substance on which Toto will ever get high.

Mr. Dictator \mihs' ter dihk' tay ter, mihs' ter rihch' erd spuhd'\
n. 1. ('00) The leader of a silent football game. 2. ('00) See: Zuming.

msb \msbuser\
n. ('01) The god of computer access.

muffin man \muhf' ihn man'\
n. ('01) A hot date who lives on Drury lane and is claimed by some (e.g. Inna) to be less well known than complex conjugate roots.

murderply \muhr' der ply'\
vt. 1. ('00) To multiply. 2. ('00) To murder.