MOP Dictionary

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fake announcements \fayk e nouns' ments\
n.pl. ('02) Accounts of the goings-on at MOP that, although fictional, still give a better idea of the atmosphere at MOP than the real announcements do.

Fantasy Game \fan' te see gaym'\
n. ('02) An exercise in which the supreme weirdness that abides in the minds of MOPpers is fully revealed.

father \fah' ther\
n. ('02) See: Chuck.
syn. ('02) mother.

Fergie \fer' gee\
n. 1. ('02) Jason Ferguson. 2. ('02) An act of stupidity above and beyond the call of duty; usually committed by Jason Ferguson.

Fermat \fer mah', fer' met\
n. ('00) Either the little creator of theorems (see: Titu) or the creator of little theorems.

field \feeld\
n. ('02) A place where agents may be compromised.

First Corollary to the Round Table Theorem
n. ('02) Theorem that states: If there are n trays at a round table and Riz/e starts reciting the Sarah Dessert, there will soon be n - many. (See: Round Table Theorem.)

foolproof \fool' proof\
adj. ('01) Unable to be broken by fools.

Foosball \fooz' bahl\
n. 1. ('00) A game in the Selleck Mushroom that Dave Shin loves to play. (See: mad skillz.) 2. ('00) A game in the Selleck Mushroom that kills your hands when you lift up the table to get the foosballs back.

fornicate \fohr' ni kayt\
vi. 1. ('00) To type (darn auto-correct). 2. ('00) To sit. 3. ('00) To speak. (The last one in particular may cause a lot of trouble for unwitting Word users... imagine a guy giving a talk at a convention starting off with "The reason why I've come to fornicate to you today is...")

frisbee \frihz' bee\
n. ('01) Second avatar of Mike Hamburg; carried Dan Jerison to the south pole.