MOP Dictionary

C

Calimass \kal' i mass'\
n. ('01) A US state that borders both the Pacific coast and the Atlantic coast; noted for its disproportionate population of MOPpers.

Candyland \kan' dee land'\
n. 1. ('00) The residence of Mr. Fat, Mr. Taf, and Mr. =), filled with painted sidewalks, candy bars, dried fruit, and positive integers. 2. ('00) The residence of Tiankai (who's been abducted by Zuming!!!), Philips Exeter Academy.

catf***er \kat' f*** er\
n. 1. ('00) The lowest rank in Capitalism; a conscientious objector to the conservatism of the social order. 2. ('00) One who practices a particularly straining form of animal husbandry.

Cauchy \koh' shee\
n. 1. ('00) The Cauchy-Schwarz inequality. 2. ('00) A god worshipped by Yan.
vt. ('00) To apply the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality.
ant. ('00) AM-GM.

chalkboard \chok' bohrd\
n. ('01) A vehicle for random scribblings. (See also: whiteboard.)

Chess \ches\
n. 1. ('00) A variant of Ping where certain moves are illegal. 2. ('01) A variant of Quantum Chess in which pieces are only allowed to be on one square at a time. 3. ('01) A variant of Atomic Chess in which the level of violence is reduced.

C'hi \chh hee', see' high'\
interj. 1. ('00) An exclamation of the joy of Lawrence Detlor in 1998. 2. ('00) An exclamation of the joy of the Lawrence Detlor-Austin Shapiro construct, for as long as it lasts.
syn. ('00) W'hu.
ant. ('00) D'oh.

circular definition \sir' kue ler def' i nish' en\
n. ('00) See: circular definition.

clay \klai\
n. ('01) A prize awarded to acknowledge creative scratchwork.

clubs \harts\
n.pl. ('00) Hearts.

complex conjugate roots \kom' plehks kon' je get roots'\
n.pl. ('01) A pair of hot dates, one of each gender.

computer lab \kem pyoo' ter lab'\
n. ('02) A facility whose real purpose is entirely misunderstood by the UNL staff.

consult \ken sult'\
vt. 1. ('01) To receive advice on a MOP Test write-up. 2. ('01) To give advice on a MOP Test write-up.

Corollary to the Square Table Theorem
n. ('02) Theorem that states: You don't need food. (See: Square Table Theorem.)

cubic interpolation \kyoo' bihk ihn ter' pe lay' shen\
n. ('02) A method utterly unsuitable for the determination of elevator floor numbers.

cucumber \kyoo' kuhm ber\
n. ('00) Best pagan god, after Anders.

curfew \ker' fyoo\
?. ('00) Definition unknown; some MOPpers have a recollection of a relation between this, going to sleep and Zuming.

cushion \cush' en\
n. 1. ('00) A part of a couch to sit on. 2. ('00) An ineffective weapon. 3. ('00) See: pillow.

cwm \koom\
n. ('01) A geological formation noted for sparsity of vowels.