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MOP 2004 Hall of Fame Awards
| IMO Team 2005: |
Brian Lawrence, Po-Ling Loh, Rishi Gupta, Yi Sun, Ameya Velingker, Eric Price/Sherry Gong [tie] |
| Coolest Rookie: |
Aaron Pollack |
| Coolest Vet: |
Jae |
| Most Welcoming: |
Alison, Jae [tie]
Runner up: Anders |
| Least Welcoming: |
Anders |
| Most Typical: |
Brian Rice |
| Least Typical: |
Dan Li |
| Best Roommates: |
Jae and Hyunsoo |
| Worst Roommates: |
Tianren and Adam |
| Most Annoying Freshman: |
Arnav |
| Most Evil Grader: |
Inna |
| Best Teacher: |
Po-Shen |
| Best Lecture: |
“The Probabilistic Method” by Po-Shen |
| Best Handwriting: |
Anders |
| Worst Handwriting: |
Chuck |
| Most Mathematical Name: |
Jason Trigg |
| Most Late to Class: |
Steve Dunbar
Runner up: Tony |
| Most Blatant Jaywalker: |
Zuming |
| Most Likely to be Institutionalized: |
Brian Rice |
| Most Likely to be Arrested: |
Arnav |
| Most Likely to be PWNed: |
Tianren |
| Best End-of-Proof Symbol: |
Halmos Square |
| Best Card Game: |
Bridge |
| Worst Card Game: |
High Card |
| Best College: |
UNL
Runner-up: Harvard |
| Best Poker Player: |
Yi |
| Worst Poker Player: |
Tianren |
| Best Bridge Player: |
Alex Schwendner |
| Worst Bridge Player: |
Thomas Belulovich |
| Best Don’t Come into My House Player: |
Steven and Linda (so good that they won without ever playing Don’t Come into My House)
Runner up: Jongmin |
| Worst Don’t Come into My House Player: |
Nathan Pfleuger (so bad that he won without even being at MOP this year) |
| Best Gluck Player: |
Aaron Pixton |
| Best Frisbee Player: |
Mark, Alex |
| Best Ping-Pong Player: |
Tiarnen |
| Worst Ping-Pong Player: |
Josh Batson |
| Best Associations Player: |
Greg Price |
| Best Mafia Player: |
Dan Li |
| Best English: |
Tianren |
| Worst English: |
Tianren |
| Best Tian: |
Tiankai |
| Best Po: |
Po-Shen |
| Best Pronounciation: |
“murderply”
Runner-up: “pwn't” |
| Best Test: |
ELMO |
| Most Ominous Problem Opening: |
“(IMO Shortlist)” |
| Best Theorem: |
Principle of Universal Lateness |
| Best Inequality: |
Cauchy |
| Best Geometric Transformation: |
Taking to a dark corner and beating up |
| Best ELMO: |
Ending Letter Missing |
| Best Association: |
Atrophy |
| Most Likely to be Unaware of the Definition of Surjectivity: |
Chuck
Runner-up: Jongmin |
| Best Olympiad: |
USAMO |
| Best Bogus Proof: |
John’s “Concurrency is transitive” |
| Best Approxiation: |
ε ≈ 0 |
| Worst Problem Type: |
Chinese |
| Most Influential School: |
Homeschool |
| Best Time to Sleep: |
2 AM |
| Best Time to Wake Up: |
N/A |
| Best Floor: |
13 |
| Best Elevator: |
Stairs |
| Best Concurrent Camp: |
Volleyball |
| Worst Dining Hall Food: |
Fried Pickles |
| Best Location: |
Piper Pit |
| What is the Game?: |
I lost |
Prepared by Jongmin, Josh, and Yi
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