| IMO Team 2002: |
Tiankai Liu, Po-Ru Loh, Daniel Kane, Anders Kaseorg, Alison Miller, Jeff Snow
Runners-up: Po-Shen Loh, Po-Ling Loh |
| Coolest Rookie: |
Me
Runners-up: James Albrecht, Pie Guy |
| Nicest: |
Po-Shen Loh |
| Best Lecturer: |
Po-Shen Loh
Runner-up: Walter Stromquist |
| Best Board Game: |
Bughouse |
| Best Card Game: |
Bridge |
| Most Modest: |
Tongke Xue, Tiankai Liu, Hyunsoo Kim |
| Least Modest: |
Gene Kim |
| Best Computer Lab: |
Selleck |
| Best Sport: |
Ultimate |
| Best Way to Spend Weekends: |
Sleep |
| Best Soccer Player: |
Andrei Jorza
Runners-up: Mihai Manea, Jongmin Baek |
| Best Ultimate Player: |
Stephen Wang
Runner-up: David Vincent |
| Best Test: |
Team Contest |
| Best Mafia Player: |
Davy Kim |
| Worst Mafia Player: |
Mitka Vaintrob |
| Best Juggler: |
Anders Kaseorg |
| Most Quotable: |
Zuming Feng
Runner-up: Tony Zhang |
| Funniest: |
Po-Shen Loh |
| Best Anagrams Player: |
Gabriel Carroll |
| Best Geometric Transformation: |
Inversion
Runner-up: Brutal Force |
| Best Inequality Technique: |
Dumbass
Runner-up: Obviousity |
| Best Inequality: |
Trivial Inequality |
| Most Evil Grader: |
Mihai Manea |
| Most Evil Student: |
Jeff Snow |
| Pie Guy Election: |
Pie Guy |
| Most Wasteful Use of Higher Math: |
Mike Hamburg |
| Coolest Value of e: |
2(1-1/p)-1 |
| Best End-of-Proof Symbol: |
Square
Runners-up: Gastropod, Q.E.D. |
| Best Pronunciation: |
Murderply |
| Best Theorem: |
Round Table Theorem
Runner-up: Big Point Theorem |
| Best Write-Up Threat: |
"I will unleash the wrath of the divine bovine upon you" |
| MOPpers' Worst Nightmare: |
Zuming Feng |
| Best Prank: |
Fake Announcements |
| Best Wing Flavor: |
Tiankai |
| Best Concurrent Camp: |
AG-AM |
| Best Accent: |
Gregory Galperin |
| Most Annoying Computer Game: |
Warcraft III
Runner-up: Slime Soccer |
| Most Orthogonal: |
Yian * i = -Yan |
| Loudest: |
Jon Pinyan |
| Inseparable: |
NeilandInna |
| What is Coca-Cola?: |
Soda
Runner-up: Pop |
| Messiest Room: |
Stephen Wang
Runners-up: Stephen Wang, Stephen Wang |
| Worst Roommate Pairing: |
Jeff Snow / Samuel Hughes |
| Most Likely to Win a Darwin Award: |
Mitka Vaintrob
Runner-up: Jason Ferguson |
| Most Likely to End Up in the Dog Pound -- Or Jail: |
Jeffrey "Toto" Amos |
| Most Likely to Jaywalk: |
Chuck Straley
Runner-up: Titu Andreescu |
| Least Likely to Do Homework: |
Dan Walker |
| Best Po: |
tie: Po-Shen Loh, Po-Ru Loh, Po-Ling Loh |
| Best Floor for Laundry: |
Pound 8 |
| Most Omnipresent: |
Chuck Straley
Runner-up: Zuming Feng |
| Most Anonymous: |
Steve Byrnes |
| Best Nickname: |
Toto |
| Worst Crime: |
Jaywalking
Runner-up: Late write-ups |
| Worst Geographical Location: |
Nebraska |
| Best Mom: |
Chuck Straley
Runner-up: Reid's Mom |
| Best Award: |
Worst Award |
| Worst Award: |
Best Award |
| Vote Pie Guy: |
Yes |