MOP 2002 Fake Announcements

These are the infamous fake announcements, which were cleverly substituted for the real announcements read every morning in class. (I only have these early drafts, forwarded to me by Rishi Gupta; I'm waiting for someone to send me the final versions.)

• Wednesday, 7/3
• Thursday, 7/4
• Friday, 7/5
• Monday, 7/8