| IMO Team 2002: |
Tiankai, Greg, Dani, Ricky, Po-Ru, tie: Yan, Mike, Alison, Tony. |
| Best Quote: |
tie: "Bufallo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo", "G'luck!" |
| Best Roommates: |
Tony / Michael.
runner up: Oaz / Pie Guy |
| Inseparables: |
Neil / Inna |
| Most Alike: |
Yan / Tiankai
runner up: Yian / Stephen |
| Coolest Rookie: |
Ben
runner up: Steve |
| Rowdiest Rookie: |
Ben
runner up: Steve |
| Evilest Vet: |
Ricky
runners up: Yan, Anders |
| Funniest Person: |
Steve
runner up: Yan |
| Funniest Pair of People: |
Yan / Tiankai
runner up: Michael / Ben |
| Nicest: |
George
runner up: Greg |
| Horniest: |
Yan
runner up: Ben |
| Most Modest: |
tie: David Shin, Greg
runner up: Tiankai, Sean |
| Least Modest: |
Yan
runner up: Ben |
| Best Smile: |
Michael, Titu, Inna |
| Best Mustache: |
Lawrence
runner up: Mark Lipson |
| Best Hair: |
Pie Guy
runner up: David Shin |
| Best Accent: |
Zuming
runner up: Zvezda |
| Best Song: |
St. Elmo's Fire |
| Best Singer: |
Steve |
| Best End-of-proof Symbol: |
Gabriel's Gastropod
runner up: Tiankai's Bomb |
| Hottest Date: |
The Muffin Man
runner up: Complex Conjugate Roots |
| Who You Wouldn't Want Near Your Girlfriend: |
Oaz
runners up: Yan, Ben |
| Most Likely to Hit on Girls: |
Yan
runners up: Ben, Inna |
| Most Likely to be Pulled into a Boy Band: |
Oaz
runners up: Steve, Yan, Inna |
| Best Hat: |
Zvezda
runners up: George, Lawrence |
| Most Perpendicular: |
Yan * i = Yian |
| Best Super Ninja: |
Luke |
| Sleeping In: |
Dan
runner up: Melanie |
| Best Lecture: |
Bogdan's "Areas"
runner up: Zvezda's "Minikowski's Space-Time Inner Product" |
| Best Reiss Room: |
103
runner up: 264 |
| Most Annoying Feature of Georgetown: |
Cards needed everywhere, Bad food
runner up: Distance to classes |
| Best Excursion: |
Movies
runner up: Boat trip |
| Best Movie: |
Shrek |
| Best Game: |
Gluck
runners up: Mafia, Molecule |
| Best Frisbee Player: |
Dan |
| Best Chess Player: |
Dani |
| Best Mafia Player: |
Yan
runner up: George |
| Best Piano Player: |
Reid
runners up: David Shin, Gabriel, Luke |
| Best Gluckers: |
Melanie / Reid |
| Best Arm Wrestler: |
Luke |
| Best Anagrams Player: |
Gabriel |
| Most Likely to Become a Turing Machine: |
Dani
runners up: Anders, Mike |
| Best Inequality: |
Cauchy-Buniakowski-Schwarz
runners up: Titu's Lemma, 1 + 2 + 3 = 4 + 5 + 6 + 7, 11 > 10 |
| Best Chess Variant: |
Bughouse
runners up: Riemann Chess, Normal Chess, Ping |
| The Computer Lab is My Home: |
Alex
runners up: Tony |
| Best Computer Game: |
Word Racer |
| Best Word Racer: |
David Shin
runners up: George, Gabriel |
| Best Word Racer Word: |
PERSPECTIVE
runner up: CEVIAN |
| Most Likely to Die in the Next 2 Minutes: |
Tiankai
runner up: Chris |
| Meanest Grader: |
Melanie |
| Meanest Coordinator: |
tie: Ricky, Tiankai |
| Meaniest Meany Of Them All: |
Anders |
| Best Poem: |
Steve's Dr. Suess Proof
runner up: Ode to Anders |
| Being in the Wrong Places at the Wrong Time: |
Yan |
| Coolest Mathematician: |
tie: Gauss, Reid |
| Coolest Thing EVER!!!: |
tie: Math, WOP |
| Best Lemma: |
Titu's Lemma
runner up: Lemma Nade |
| Best Obviosity: |
(duh) |
| Best Proof: |
Gabriel's "Lawrence = Austin"
runners up: Mike's (incomplete) mirror-writing proof, Ben's "Proof by Contradiction" |
| Best Thing to Carry With You at All Times: |
Neil
runner up: Room Key |
| Best Concurrent Camp: |
Romanian IMO Team
runner up: Lacrosse Girls |
| Best Lunch Line Hogs: |
Basketball Camp |
| Best Brianchon's Theorem: |
David Shin
runner up: Brianchon's Theorem |
| Best Hand to Write With: |
Both
runner up: Right |
| Yan's Successor: |
No One Can Replace Yan
runner up: Steve |
| Next Cauchy: |
Lagrange Multipliers
runner up: Popoviciu |
| Best Steve: |
Steve Byrnes |
| Best Pokemon: |
Tiankai |
| Best Mom: |
Your Mom
runner up: Reid's Mom |
| Best Mathematical Method: |
Murderply, Cauchify, Simplify
runners up: Dumbass, Super Magic Box |
| Best State: |
Calimass
runner up: Drunk |
| Best Gastropod: |
Gabriel
runner up: drop toGas |
| Best Hall of Fame Category: |
Worst Hall of Fame Category |
| Worst Hall of Fame Category: |
Best Hall of Fame Category |