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MOP 2000 Field Guide

Lightning flashes in the sunny Nebraska skies...
Rabbits look up and flee in terror...
Cars screech to a halt in 16th Street...

We're back!!! It's that time of year again: MOPper season! After a year of hibernation in cities across America, this breed of elevator-riding, rock/paper/scissors-playing, coordinates-crunching problem solvers pack up their belongings and gather in exotic Nebraska to wreak havoc for a month.

Over the past years, the MOPper population has held stable at around 30 people; but with only four females, their risk of extinction is greater than ever. How can you help? In the interest of protecting MOP for future generations, the University of Lincoln, Nebraska has prepared this field guide to help you identify MOPpers so you can take them under your wing — but be warned, they can be vicious and have been known to pour Blazing™ sauce down predators' throats. Enjoy!

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